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Our cat vs. the chair

January 3, 2011

This fat blob you see above is Zombie, our cat. Zombie is a large mass of feline that does what she wants, when she wants. Mostly, she roams around our apartment meowing, eating food and licking my face when I try to sleep.

Last month, Zombie got irrationally upset at a chair we keep in our kitchen. I was lucky enough to catch some of the action on my phone.

Yeah, I still don’t get it.

So, Ashton Kutcher is crazy now

December 30, 2010

You might not care about Ashton Kutcher’s views on most things but you might want to get his take on the upcoming apocalypse.

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The 2010 Person of The Year

December 30, 2010

After much thought, we here at Brandonmarcus.com have finally decided upon our selection for the 2010 Person of The Year. Are you ready for the results?

2010, like 2009 and 2008 before it, has been a trying time for many. A military overseas, an economy struggling to regain footing, a political climate fractured by greedy corporate swines, there’s a lot about the year that we’d rather forget.

But this time of year is also a reason to look back and celebrate the good in our nation. The people that stood above the fray, ventured forward and tried to make our country proud. That is why, after months of listing and re-listing, contemplation and deliberation, we’ve chosen our pick for 2010’s Person of The Year…

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Sometimes dogs climb ladders

December 29, 2010

CNN brings us BREAKING NEWS out of Arizona. This dog named Bubba has learned to climb a ladder to accompany his owner, a roofing contractor, during the day. Look how he scales the rungs – just like a human! While they don’t show it in the video, I assume the dog is also handy (or should I say “pawdy”) with a hammer and nails.

Your dog may be pretty cool and your dog may love you very, very much but can your dog climb a ladder? I don’t think so and that’s why this pup is the coolest. Look at him trotting around on the roof, chasing his ball and playing with the workers. That’s exactly what the homeowners are paying for!

Quick question though: how the hell does he get down?

You need to hear about this Carl’s Jr.

December 13, 2010

For the love of all that is holy, please don’t go to this Carl’s Jr.

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Photo of the day: Nov. 15

November 16, 2010

So I’m moving. My girlfriend and I are packing up all our stuff and heading to the other side of town. Exciting times. As you’d expect, I am using this as an opportunity to be a smart ass.

I haven’t forgotten you, website!

November 10, 2010

Look, it’s me Brandonmarcus.com Brandon Marcus!

Listen, I know I’m the worst. But, hey, I’m a busy man. For those who need a daily dose of Brandon, visit VeryAware.com, the site I write for constantly. Did you even know I reviewed 127 HOURS? Did you even see my new column?

In other news, things are going well. How about those elections, eh? How about that basketball? How about…oh who am I kidding, you just come here for funny videos and pictures. I can’t blame you for that.

In all honesty, I’ve got a lot going on right now, what with work, writing, possibly moving (not far, mind you). And the holidays are coming so we’ve got that. The holidays, you guys.

I will try to post here more often. Pinky promise. For now, enjoy this video that I’ve watched three days in a row. It’s pure hilarity.

Pure anteater.