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Let’s eat meth!

October 6, 2010

Behold, the genius of Russell Hessling!

Russell’s car was being searched by police earlier this year in Texas when he got a bright idea. Instead of allowing officiers to discover the stash of meth he had hidden in his vehicle, he decided he’d — wait for it — eat the drugs! Real sneaky Russell.

Below is a video of Hessling rushing for and attempting to devour the drugs. Keep in mind that the cops shot him with a stun gun but nothing could fill his insatiable appetite – for meth!

The best part of this story is that Hessling has been sentenced to 18 years in prison for tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance. Ironically, the DA said the sentence would have been shorter if he didn’t, you know, eat the drugs.

I don’t know what was going through Russell’s mind – I can’t even eat a Vitamin C tablet without getting loopy – but he obviously wasn’t thinking straight. Maybe he should have plead the insanity defense of maybe the insanely hungry defense, am I right?

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